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Bad plumber jokes puns

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Here are some plumber jokes puns you should never use haha!

 

  • What did the plumber say to the alien? “Your pipes are out of this world!”
  • Why was the plumber’s car always dirty? Because he was always fixing dirty pipes!
  • How do plumbers usually greet each other? “Pipe it up!”
  • What’s a plumber’s favorite type of music? “Drain-bow music!”
  • Why was the plumber always cold at work? Because he was always working in pipes!
  • What did the plumber say to the dinosaur? “Your pipes are Jurassic!”
  • What do you get when you cross a plumber and a farmer? A pipe cleaner!

The Pumber jokes puns get worse from here

  • What did the plumber say to the doctor? “I’ve got a drain on my mind!”
  • How do plumbers keep their hair clean? With a pipe comb!
  • Why did the plumber have a headache? Because he had too many leaks in his head!
  • What did the plumber say to the actor? “Your pipes are Oscar-worthy!”
  • Why did the plumber’s clothes always smell bad? Because he was always working in dirty pipes!
  • What did the plumber say to the mathematician? “Your pipes are complex!”
  • What did the plumber say to the detective? “I’ll help you solve the case, but it’s going to cost you a drain.”
  • Why did the plumber quit his job? He was tired of constantly fixing leaky pipes!

Hang one these ones are way worse!

  • Why did the plumber go to the doctor? He had a leaky valve!
  • What did the plumber say to the baker? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a doughnut.”
  • Why was the plumber’s office always empty? Because he was always working down the drain!
  • What did the plumber say to the baker? “I’ll fix your sink, but it’s going to cost you a doughnut hole.”
  • Why did the plumber’s car always smell bad? Because he was always carrying around dirty pipes!
  • What did the plumber say to the musician? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a melody.”
  • Why did the plumber’s dog always smell bad? Because he was always rolling in dirty pipes!
  • What did the plumber say to the astronaut? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a galaxy.”
  • Why was the plumber’s office always cold? Because he had a leaky pipe!
  • What did the plumber say to the baker? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a loaf.”
  • Why was the plumber’s car always wet? Because he was always driving through leaky pipes!
  • What did the plumber say to the musician? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a chorus.”
  • Why was the plumber’s office always dark? Because he had a leaky pipe in the light fixture!
  • What did the plumber say to the baker? “I’ll fix your pipes, but it’s going to cost you a crust.”
  • Why was the plumber’s car always dirty? Because he was always driving through dirty pipes!
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