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Funny Math Jokes

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These funny math jokes will force to study math more lol!


The Cobler and Mathmatician

A cobler meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.  “No problem,” says the mathematician, “there is a simple equation for that,” and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution.  The cobler stares some time at het equation and asks, “What is that symbol?” “That is the Greek letter pi.”  “What is pi?” “That is the ratio between the circumference and the diameter of a circle.”  Upon this the cobler cries out: “What does a circle have to do with shoes?!”


The number and his wife

Q: Why did the number get mad at his wife?

A: Because she was being irrational.


The line

Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?

A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!


Philosophy v.s Math

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

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