Funny quotes from tv and movies
1. “I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed!”
2. “I didn’t trip. I was testing gravity. It still works.”
3. “I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.”
4. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.”
5. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
6. “I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me.”
7. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
8. “I’m not a hoarder, I’m a collector of precious memories.”
9. “I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.”
10. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
11. “I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to stupid people.”
12. “I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just really good at finding better things to do.”
13. “I’m not clumsy, I’m just overly confident in my ability to catch things.”
