Funny and clean jokes for kids
1. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Answer: Dam!
2. Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!
4. What did one ocean say to the other?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved!
5. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Answer: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
6. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
7. What did the tree say to the wind?
Answer: Leaf me alone!
8. What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Answer: Had a byte!
9. What did the 0 say to the 8?
Answer: Nice belt!
10.Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was too tired!
11.Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well