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3 Funny plumber jokes

A couple of plumber jokes to ease plumbing issues

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A lawyer calls

A lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.


A docter needs a plumber

A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it`s his day off. “But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated.” So, the plumber relents. The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, “Put these in. If it doesn`t clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow.”


Attending to a leak

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon`s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, `I don`t charge this amount even though I am a surgeon.” The plumber replied, “I agree, you are right. I too, didn`t either, when I was a surgeon. That`s why I switched to plumbing!”


A lady in need

A plumber was called to woman`s apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was a very attractive and well-stacked. During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans. “That was my husband,” she said, putting down the phone. “He`s on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off.” The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. “What? On my own time?”

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