Some clean jokes for 5 year olds
1. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
– Dam!
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
– Because it wasn’t peeling well!
4. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
– Because it’s too far to walk!
5. What did the police officer say to his belly button?
– You are under a vest!
6. What did the 0 say to the 8?
– Nice belt!
7. How do you make an octopus laugh?
– With ten-tickles!
8. What did the tree say to the wind?
– Leaf me alone!
9. What did the bunny say when the bee flew by?
– Wabbit season!
10. What did the bee say to the flower?
– Buzz off!