CAT POOP COOKIES RECIPE

Ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter
1 egg
2-1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 tsp. each ginger, cinnamon, cloves
Grape-nuts™

Mix-ins:
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Cooked spaghetti al dente (roundworms)
Shelled peanuts

Microwave the honey until it bubbles. Add the butter, molasses, and egg. Mix well.

Add the rest of the ingredients (except Grape-nuts™) and mix well.

Stir in the mix-ins. Warning: if you add too many mix-ins your dough will not hold together!

Chill one hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

Roll dough logs of random length and diameter to simulate cat poops.

Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes. (The quantity of mix-ins used affects cooking time.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop as a serving utensil.

The daring baker and photographer of the Cat Poop Cookies is Karla Lawrence, who attends West Kentucky Community and Technical College in Paducah, where she is studying for her Associates Degree in Culinary Arts. Karla is married and has a 10 year old daughter. Karla loves to cook and is game to try any recipe, the stranger the better!