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TV DINNERS

TV dinners, there's nothing else to eat.
TV dinners, they really can't be beat.
I like 'em frozen, but you understand,
I throw 'em in and 'wave 'em, and I'm a brand new man.
Oh yeah!

TV dinners, they're going to my head.
TV dinners, my skin is turning red.
Twenty year old turkey in a 30 year old tin,
I can't wait 'til tomorrow, and thaw one out again.
Oh yeah!

TV dinners, I'm feeling kinda rough.
TV dinners, this one's kinda tough.
I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki too.
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.

And they're mine, all mine!
And they sure look fine!
Gotta have it.
Gimme something now.


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