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FOOD INNUENDO GUY

Ooh yeah...

Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swellin'
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Oh what will it take? Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake and my cream of mushroom
Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy

Oh yeah Oooooooh yeah
Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmegiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy

Oh so delicious!


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