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BANANA SPLIT FOR MY BABY

Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me
Dispenser man, if you please, serve my chick a mess of calories
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me

Flip back the lid, scoop everything in sight
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
Chocolate chip and everything that's nice
Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me

Spray the whip cream for at least an hour
Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons
Top it with a pizza, just for fun
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me

Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me
Stack her up with crazy goo
Cause that's the stuff she likes to wade right through
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me

Now add the cherries, the kind she likes to munch
Skip one banana, use the whole darn bunch
Drown it in fudge, six or seven cans
Give her two spoons, she'll eat it with both hands
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me

Separate checks it must be
Charge the split to her, the water to me
Banana split for my baby, a glass of plain water for me
(ain't got no money)
The glass of plain water's for me


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