Food jokes, funny pictures, wacky recipes, diet humor, food games, silly songs www.funnytummy.com

Mother's Day Gifts
Mother's Day gifts ranging from charming and inexpensive to fabulous and extravagant!


Funny TummyDiet JokesFood GamesFood HumorFood JokesFood LinksFood PicturesFunny RecipesFood Songs

 

PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!



Funny Foodie Apparel
Funny Foodie Aprons
Funny Foodie Baby Bibs
Funny Foodie Baby Blankets
Funny Foodie Baby Bodysuits
Funny Foodie Baby Hats
Funny Foodie Baby T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Bags
Funny Foodie Bumper Stickers
Funny Foodie Buttons
Funny Foodie Calendars
Funny Foodie Can Coolers
Funny Foodie Christmas Stockings
Funny Foodie Clocks
Funny Foodie Coasters
Funny Foodie Dog Tees
Funny Foodie Drinking Glasses
Funny Foodie Drinkware
Funny Foodie Flair
Funny Foodie Framed Tiles
Funny Foodie Fridge Magnets
Funny Foodie Greeting Cards
Funny Foodie Hats & Caps
Funny Foodie Home Decor
Funny Foodie Iphone Cases
Funny Foodie Ipod Touch Cases
Funny Foodie Journals
Funny Foodie Keepsake Boxes
Funny Foodie Keychains
Funny Foodie Kids T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Kitchen Plaques
Funny Foodie Long Sleeve Tees
Funny Foodie Magnets
Funny Foodie Mousepads
Funny Foodie Mugs
Funny Foodie Note Cards
Funny Foodie Ornaments
Funny Foodie Pajamas
Funny Foodie Pet Bowls
Funny Foodie Pillows
Funny Foodie Polo Shirts
Funny Foodie Postcards
Funny Foodie Posters & Art
Funny Foodie Shot Glasses
Funny Foodie Steins
Funny Foodie Sweatshirts & Hoodies
Funny Foodie T Shirts
Funny Foodie Teddy Bears
Funny Foodie Thermos Products
Funny Foodie Toddler T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Tote Bags
Funny Foodie Travel Mugs
Funny Foodie Underwear
Funny Foodie Water Bottles
Funny Foodie Womens Plus Sizes
Funny Foodie Women's T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Women's Tank Tops

SHORT ORDER FOOD JOKES

Driver: "Hi, is your name Jello?"
Hitchhiker: "Uh... no..."
Driver: "Too bad... 'cause there's always room for Jello!"

A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean, King Oscar of Norway, Louis B. Mayer, and Norbert Wiener, she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

In these days of multiple marriages, would the marriage of Raymond Burr, Terry Garr and Martin Luther King be called Burr-Garr-King?

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is buried at the bottom of the grocery bag.

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted that read, "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than 20 dollars I wouldn't be eating here."

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.

What was green and a great trick shooter?
Annie Okra

The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up. I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread.

Eat a prune and start a movement.


Funny TummyDiet JokesFood GamesFood HumorFood JokesFood LinksFood PicturesFunny RecipesFood Songs


Privacy Policy :: Contact Us :: Site Map :: Disclaimer