What did the female mushroom say about the
male mushroom? He's a real fun guy (fungi).
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a firecracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
The new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the dills.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Did you hear that Jack In The Box is coming out with a new drink? It's called E. cola.