FOOD PUNS

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? He's a real fun guy (fungi).

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a firecracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

The new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the dills.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Did you hear that Jack In The Box is coming out with a new drink? It's called E. cola.