MOM'S NIGHT OFF

1. Mom does the grocery shopping.

2. Mom fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3. Mom prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to Dad who is lounging beside the grill.

4. Dad places the meat on the grill.

5. Mom goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6. Mom comes out to tell Dad that the meat is burning.

7. Dad takes the meat off the grill and hands it to Mom.

8. Mom prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9. After dinner Mom clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Dad asks Mom how she enjoyed her ‘night off.’ Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, Dad concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.