I'LL HAVE A McBEER, PLEASE
A German tourist walked into a McDonald's in New York City and ordered a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him sneered, "They don't serve beer here, you moron!"
The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and
started to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" the New Yorker demanded.
"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you come here for the food."