INNER PEACE

I am sharing this with you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article I have finally found inner peace. The article advised, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

Seemed like good advice to me, so I looked around the house to find all the things I started but hadn't finished, and before coming to work this morning I finished off:

• A bottle of Bacardi
• A bottle of red wine
• The rest of my Prozac tablets
• A small box of chocolates
• Two open boxes of Stella D'Oro cookies
• And some cheese

You have no idea how good I feel!

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace. They'll thank you for it.