10 CRAZY THINGS TO DO AT A McDONALD'S
10. Put a "Mac" in front of everything you say. Example: "Excuse me, Mac-sir but could I get some Mac-salt with my Mac-fries?
And could you give me Mac-directions to the Mac-grocery
9. When going thru the drive through window, change your order each time
the order taker repeats it.
8. Order a burger with no bun but extra ketchup.
7. Bring in a dead cockroach. Put it in your drink and sue.
6. Ask your server to stop intentionally insulting your ethnic group.
5. Order a Whopper.
4. Park just far enough away from the drive through window so the server
can't quite reach you.
3. At the drive-through place your order in an exaggerated garbled voice
just like the one you hear from the speaker. When you pull up to the
window continue to speak that way.
2. Bring food in from a different fast food chain. Sit at a table,
eating it with great gusto. Lip-smacking is a particularly effective
1. Ask to see the manager and introduce yourself as an inspector with
the State Board of Health.