10 CRAZY THINGS TO DO AT A McDONALD'S

10. Put a "Mac" in front of everything you say. Example: "Excuse me, Mac-sir but could I get some Mac-salt with my Mac-fries? And could you give me Mac-directions to the Mac-grocery store? Mac-Thanks."

9. When going thru the drive through window, change your order each time the order taker repeats it.

8. Order a burger with no bun but extra ketchup.

7. Bring in a dead cockroach. Put it in your drink and sue.

6. Ask your server to stop intentionally insulting your ethnic group.

5. Order a Whopper.

4. Park just far enough away from the drive through window so the server can't quite reach you.

3. At the drive-through place your order in an exaggerated garbled voice just like the one you hear from the speaker. When you pull up to the window continue to speak that way.

2. Bring food in from a different fast food chain. Sit at a table, eating it with great gusto. Lip-smacking is a particularly effective attention-getter.

1. Ask to see the manager and introduce yourself as an inspector with the State Board of Health.