EAT YOUR WORDS

Indigestion is what you get when a square meal doesn't fit in a round stomach.

It's useless crying over spilled milk unless it's condensed.

Why would Swiss cheese have the holes when it's Limburger that needs the ventilation?

A cheesecake is something that turns to pound cake when you eat it.

Forget the gas guzzler: The most expensive vehicle to operate, by the mile, is the shopping cart.

Ever notice how many people eat with their fingers and talk with their fork?