EAT YOUR WORDS
Indigestion is what you get when a square meal
doesn't fit in a round stomach.
It's useless crying over spilled milk unless it's condensed.
Why would Swiss cheese have the holes when it's Limburger that needs the ventilation?
A cheesecake is something that turns to pound cake when you eat it.
Forget the gas guzzler: The most expensive vehicle to operate, by the mile, is the
Ever notice how many people eat with their fingers and talk with their fork?