Food jokes, funny pictures, wacky recipes, diet humor, food games, silly songs www.funnytummy.com

Mother's Day Gifts
Mother's Day gifts ranging from charming and inexpensive to fabulous and extravagant!


Funny TummyDiet JokesFood GamesFood HumorFood JokesFood LinksFood PicturesFunny RecipesFood Songs

 

PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!



Funny Foodie Apparel
Funny Foodie Aprons
Funny Foodie Baby Bibs
Funny Foodie Baby Blankets
Funny Foodie Baby Bodysuits
Funny Foodie Baby Hats
Funny Foodie Baby T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Bags
Funny Foodie Bumper Stickers
Funny Foodie Buttons
Funny Foodie Calendars
Funny Foodie Can Coolers
Funny Foodie Christmas Stockings
Funny Foodie Clocks
Funny Foodie Coasters
Funny Foodie Dog Tees
Funny Foodie Drinking Glasses
Funny Foodie Drinkware
Funny Foodie Flair
Funny Foodie Framed Tiles
Funny Foodie Fridge Magnets
Funny Foodie Greeting Cards
Funny Foodie Hats & Caps
Funny Foodie Home Decor
Funny Foodie Iphone Cases
Funny Foodie Ipod Touch Cases
Funny Foodie Journals
Funny Foodie Keepsake Boxes
Funny Foodie Keychains
Funny Foodie Kids T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Kitchen Plaques
Funny Foodie Long Sleeve Tees
Funny Foodie Magnets
Funny Foodie Mousepads
Funny Foodie Mugs
Funny Foodie Note Cards
Funny Foodie Ornaments
Funny Foodie Pajamas
Funny Foodie Pet Bowls
Funny Foodie Pillows
Funny Foodie Polo Shirts
Funny Foodie Postcards
Funny Foodie Posters & Art
Funny Foodie Shot Glasses
Funny Foodie Steins
Funny Foodie Sweatshirts & Hoodies
Funny Foodie T Shirts
Funny Foodie Teddy Bears
Funny Foodie Thermos Products
Funny Foodie Toddler T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Tote Bags
Funny Foodie Travel Mugs
Funny Foodie Underwear
Funny Foodie Water Bottles
Funny Foodie Womens Plus Sizes
Funny Foodie Women's T-Shirts
Funny Foodie Women's Tank Tops

CRAZY THINGS TO DO AT THE SUPERMARKET

1. Juggle the fruits.
2. Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so that they don't close all the way.
3. Buy a live lobster and set it free in the store.
4. Shake all the sodas.
5. Have shopping cart races down the aisles.
6. Talk to the fresh fish.
7. Dump the tray of food samples in your purse.
8. Pop the champagne bottles.
9. Use cantaloupes for bowling balls and pineapples for bowling pins and hold a bowling tournament in the aisles.
10. "Accidentally" drop a jar of pickles and walk away very, very fast.
11. Fill a shopping cart with things like toilet paper, diapers, and kleenex and leave it in the cereal aisle.
12. Throw a party.
13. Use a banana as a telephone and talk to your Aunt Martha.
14. Go to sleep in a shopping cart in the middle of an aisle.
15. Make race car noises as you "drive" your shopping cart up and down the aisles.
16. Try to auction off a grapefruit.
17. When they ask you if you want "paper or plastic" reply, "Papestic please."
18. Switch the price labels on very expensive items with those of very cheap items.
19. Play hopscotch on the tiles on the floor.
20. Tell them you are with the Department of Health and you need to test all of their foods.
21. Get in the express line with more than ten items.
22. Try a food sample and then say in a loud voice, "This tastes horrible!"
23. Whenever someone is blocking the aisle in front of you go "beep beep!"
24. Buy 75 sticks of deodorant.
25. Randomly stick boxes of Midol into guys' shopping carts when they aren't looking.
26. Ask one of the cashiers if they have any pork that is suitable for a sacrificial offering.
27. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" very loudly while walking around the supermarket with a shopping cart full of lamb chops.
28. Play with the pet toys.
29. Stick grapes in your mouth and spit them at people who aren't looking. When they turn around look the other way.
30. One word: kleptomania!

Funny TummyDiet JokesFood GamesFood HumorFood JokesFood LinksFood PicturesFunny RecipesFood Songs


Privacy Policy :: Contact Us :: Site Map :: Disclaimer