FUNNY FOOD BUMPER STICKERS

• Do not underestimate the power of the chocolate side of the Force!
• He who hesitates is lunch!
• Death before dishonor. Nothing before coffee.
• Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
• If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
• Visualize whirled peas.
• A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
• If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
• C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <a>bort, <r>etry, <b>rew another pot?
• Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
• Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.
• Visualize world  pizza.
• Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
• Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
• Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt.
• Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
• Evolution created anchovies. Human stupidity put them on pizza!
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all-bran?
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
• Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
• Blessed are they who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
• One mystery of life is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.