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PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!


FUNNY FOOD BUMPER STICKERS

  • Do not underestimate the power of the chocolate side of the Force!
  • He who hesitates is lunch!
  • Death before dishonor. Nothing before coffee.
  • Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
  • If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
  • Visualize whirled peas.
  • A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
  • If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
  • C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <a>bort, <r>etry, <b>rew another pot?
  • Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
  • Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.
  • Visualize world  pizza.
  • Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
  • Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
  • Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt.
  • Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
  • Evolution created anchovies. Human stupidity put them on pizza!
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all-bran?
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  • Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
  • Blessed are they who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
  • One mystery of life is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.

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