FUNNY FOOD BUMPER STICKERS
- Do not underestimate the power of the chocolate side of the
- He who hesitates is lunch!
- Death before dishonor. Nothing before coffee.
- Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
- If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
- Visualize whirled peas.
- A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
- If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
- C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <a>bort, <r>etry, <b>rew another pot?
- Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
- Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.
- Visualize world pizza.
- Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
- Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
- Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt.
- Federal Espresso - When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get
you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
- Evolution created anchovies. Human stupidity put them on pizza!
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all-bran?
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
- Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
- Blessed are they who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
- One mystery of life is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.