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ZERO CALORIE RULES

Food has no calories if...

You eat it while standing.

In fact some research suggests it may have negative calories
If you eat it while standing at the sink.

You can't remember eating it afterward.

You share it.

You eat it with your fingers.

Empty calories = zero calories!

Always eat equal portions of white chocolate and dark chocolate.
The calories in each will cancel the other out.

And don't forget...a box of Fiddle-Faddle only weighs 4.25 ounces so even if you eat the entire thing in one sitting the worst that can happen is you'll gain about a quarter of a pound!
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