10 CALORIE DIET PLAN
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Breakfast |
Lunch |
Dinner |
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| Monday |
Weak Tea |
1 Bouillon Cube in 1/2 Cup of
Diluted Water |
1 Pigeon Thigh
3 oz. Apricot Nectar |
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| Tuesday |
Scraped Crumbs from Burnt Toast |
Donut Hole (without sugar)
1 Glass Dehydrated Water |
2 Jellyfish Skins |
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| Wednesday |
1 Boiled Mushroom |
1/2 Dozen Poppy Seeds |
6 Bees' Knees
6 Mosquito Knuckles Sauteed in Vinegar |
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| Thursday |
Shredded Eggshell Skins |
Belly Buttons from Two Navel
Oranges |
2 Eyes from Irish Potatoes
(smiling, of course) |
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| Friday |
2 Lobster Antennae |
1 Guppy Fin, Fried in 1 Gram of
Butter and Sherry |
Filet of Softshell Crab Claw (no
meat, just the claw) |
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| Saturday |
4 Pureed Banana Seeds |
Broiled Liver of Butterfly |
3 Shrew Vertebrae |
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| Sunday |
1 Pickled Hummingbird Tongue |
Prime Rib of Tadpole |
10 Shrimp Legs Garnished with 1 Clover Leaf |
PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!