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10 CALORIE DIET PLAN

  Breakfast Lunch Dinner

Monday Weak Tea 1 Bouillon Cube in 1/2 Cup of Diluted Water 1 Pigeon Thigh
3 oz. Apricot Nectar
Tuesday Scraped Crumbs from Burnt Toast Donut Hole (without sugar)
1 Glass Dehydrated Water
2 Jellyfish Skins
Wednesday 1 Boiled Mushroom 1/2 Dozen Poppy Seeds 6 Bees' Knees
6 Mosquito Knuckles Sauteed in Vinegar
Thursday Shredded Eggshell Skins Belly Buttons from Two Navel Oranges 2 Eyes from Irish Potatoes (smiling, of course)
Friday 2 Lobster Antennae 1 Guppy Fin, Fried in 1 Gram of Butter and Sherry Filet of Softshell Crab Claw (no meat, just the claw)
Saturday 4 Pureed Banana Seeds Broiled Liver of Butterfly 3 Shrew Vertebrae
Sunday 1 Pickled Hummingbird Tongue Prime Rib of Tadpole 10 Shrimp Legs Garnished with 1 Clover Leaf

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